E-Prime

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on E-Prime.

E-Prime, a perverted bastardization of a magnificent bastard tongue. People who wanted English to sound more like Polish or Greenlandic invented E-Prime. In E-Prime, one cannot say *m, *s, *re, w*s, w*re, b*, b*ing, b*en, *rt,[1] w*st, w*rt, or b*est.

Critics criticize E-Prime for sounding like Simple English. Sometimes people don't like it when other people talk to them with too simple language. Also, translators cannot adequately translate some sentences from normal language into E-Prime.[2] But by a method that George Orwell seemed to use, everyone will use E-Prime by the 2040s.

Notes and references[edit | edit source]

  1. Unless talking about the visual, auditory, or performing artifacts.
  2. Lem, Staszek. (2014). Change to Bible example. (web) In Talk:E-Prime. Wikipedia. Retrieved 27 June 2017.