Greenland

Greenland
Formerly Redland

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Why aren't we called Whiteland?"
Anthem: Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit
Capital	Nuuk
Largest city	Nuuk
Official languages	Danish bacon
Government	Parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy
Prime Minister	Richard Green
National Hero(es)	The Green Goblin
Currency	Greenland dollar
Religion	Greenish
Population	60,000 (10,000 frozen)
Area	Grass, ice
Population density	Fairly green
Ethnic groups	Greenish
Major exports	Green tea
Major imports	Green eggs
National animal	Green tit
Favourite pastime	Ice hockey
Opening hours	All day in the summer... er, whenever that is
Internet tld	.00FF00 (Web geek joke ahoy)
Calling code	0752

Ah, fabulous Greenland (Greenlandic: Qaanaaqoortoormiitaaqqaqqakangoorquuqqeq), with its blue mountains and orange rivers and tangerine clouds and red bananas and purple apples and yellow newspapers and black snow and white turpentine.

Nothing in Greenland is the color green. The King will simply not allow it.

History

Greenland was founded in 1873 by Captain Edgar Earl Fiddlesworth during his fruitless quest to discover the divine secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

Location

Greenland is nestled between Ireland and Penelope Macintosh.

Major exports

Greenland’s major exports are headcheese, pineapples, and chocolate milk

Major imports

AS MUCH SUNLIGHT AS POSSIBLE

Colours - Colors - Coolers - Hummers

Whale

Silver

White

Grey

Black

Brown

Olive

Groarnge

Red

Agent Orange

Coral

Orange

Yellow

Green

Prussian Blue

Blue

Purple

Greenland

Yello

Worrp

Rhyme

Gifts

Sch-Orange

Rolling Stones

Cyan

Zeta

Pink

Fuchsia

Magenta

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