Egyptian language
“☼♪♫◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲░´▓!!! A!”
“Bird... person... scribble... scribble... whatever... HUH???... Okay this stuff is weird”
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Right, guys.
You know that Egyptians wrote in hieroglyphs?
Well, how did they speak?
Not many people know this, but when Egyptians spoke, an actual speech bubble came up with the correct hieroglyphs on it.
They can be boring, weird and other things, but a notable event occurred when Andrew Schlafly was over-conservative. This exterminated all existing things.
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Basic hieroglyphs[edit | edit source]
"Hello, I am a normal person who just happens to have weird big eyes."
"Sir, did you have sexual relations with that treadmill?"
"I am an error popup and I am going to piss you off YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, now listen. I DEMAND PIE!!!!!"
This is your typical Egyptian phonebooth sex ad. But did it get round through word of mouth? Lol, geddit, mouth
This is a bird, saying "I masturbate over-frequently"
Andrew Schlafly speaking classic shitty conservative hieroglyphs. Blah blah blah.
An Egyptian dog planning world domination
These things really do not suit. They seem to be so full of themselves they can't even change the roof of the FBI headquarters. Although the sensible drivers will start, the complaining representatives cannot take into consideration the demand for longer markers. The reason for this has been stated as a mission failure and has said to be used by the inhabitants of all garden houses against the fairly new system of knowledge. Problematic drywall has not yet been reported as much as it is a problem to most travelling gnomes.