Elvis Presley

You obviously were looking for Elvis Parsley. Really, you were.

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Somebody write an Elvis related caption here, cos I ain't doing it.

“Not a patch on The Beatles.”

~ Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson simultaneously, since Jacko owned the rights to all the Beatles songs.

“Forget those people! There's no way I'll ever get involved with that son-of-a-motherless goatn' group. All they want is my money.”

~ Elvis on the above

Elvis is mostly known for doing That thing that elvis does where you hit your hand with your bum and your arm swings around and lands on the guitar and gets infested with poop germs which cause you to die some time later.

Every now and then, Elvis Presley dies. It is quite humorous to behold.

He made songs, sure, but did you know he also invented the kaleidoscope? And then went on to cure cancer before feeding a small kitten? Do ya know he says "YOU AIN'T NOTIN BUTTTA HOUND DOG!!" ????

Haha, your gullibility makes me sick. What? You weren't fooled? ah crap! You liar.

The real truth

Elvis died on the bog. Get over it.

Afterlife

Elvis Presley checked in to the Hotel California. He then got sliced to bits in a wrestling match with General Grievous.

In conclusion

Thank you, Thank you very much.