Enemy

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“What yo will be if yo mess wif mister T!”

~ Mr. T on enemies

Enemies... Enemies enemies ene... Anemonies? Like underwater?

Meanings[edit]

Enemies are people that you hate. Like, 'I want to kill them' kind of hate. It could also mean, say, if you are competing in a 'change your name legally to bob in a bounce house courtroom while drinking your cheese and eating your juice' the other person would be an enemy.

Example of common enemies[edit]

Some guy named Bob who has a bounce house courtroom and has cheese for drinking and juice for eating-Just plain some guy-Barney-That dog down the street who always barks in the middle of the night and sits quietly and innocent looking when you march up to the owner and complain.

Llamas?[edit]

Nah, I like the insaniphone better, don't you!

Fnargle!

I... I take that as a yes.

What?![edit]

I don't know, do you know, self?
Umm, I'm you so my answer is the same.
And what is that?
... ... ... ...
I asked me a question, so I want an answer!
You are insane.
Aha! But I am the same person, so you are too!
Finally. *sigh* I understand now. Waitwhat? I'm not insane!
Yes, you just called yourself it.
No... Or yess... Or plooblah.
You're crazy.
A-hem. You just got a taste of your own medicine.
I hate multiple personality disorder.