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“Den Konig van Hispanje heb ik altijd geërd.”

~ Wilhelmus van Nassouwe, van Duitsen bloed

“For Example, I have the great opportunity to work with a Student Lifeguard from Turkey that is very passionate about his European Soccer Team that has gone un defeated in their season and is in the playoffs and he will be showcasing their team banner and jersey.”

~ Natalie Hawkins
For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Esperanto.

Esperanto is a constructed language that was initially designed to become an international language, that is, until the developers! discovered that xenophobia is a universal phenomenon, and not just native to the adult striped moorland rabbits, meaning that people really didn't want to talk to people who speak other languages. After making that discovery, they decided to change the project's goal to making a simplified Proto-Indo-European, but ended up failing because they forgot to take the Indian languages into account. Although to be fair, they weren't the first people to get that part of Eurasian history totally wrong.

Typing Esperanto[edit | edit source]

Due to the lack of the letters Ĉ, Ĝ, Ŝ, Ĥ, Ĵ, and Û on the Qwerty keyboard, when typing Esperanto, one must insert significantly more xes in random places than the totally uninitiated n00b would expect, and slightly more than a 1337 h4x0r would expect. See the below for an example:

What you see on your screen:

Ekzemple, mi havas la grandan ŝancon de labori kun Studenta Lifeguard de Turkio kiu estas tre pasia pri sia Eŭropa Futbalo Teamo kiu iris nevenkita en ilia sezono kaj estas en la finaloj kaj li estos showcasing ilia teamo standardon kaj ĵerzo.

What you have to type to get the above results:

Ekzemple, mi havaxs la grxaxndan saxnxcon de lxaborxi kun Stuxdxenta Lifexgxuxard de Txurkio kiu exstas trxe pasxia pri xsxia Eurxopa Futxbaxlo Teamxo xkxiu irxis nexvenxkitax en xilxia sxezxonox xkxaj estas xenx lxa finaloj xkaj lix estxos shxowcaxsing ixlia txeamo stxanxxdardon kaxj jexrxzox.

Esperanto today[edit | edit source]

Today, the only purpose Esperanto serves is to make academics feel good about themselves for reconstructing a simplified Proto-European. Despite the fact that they didn't.

See also[edit | edit source]