Fish grate Ung

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“It's absolutely grate!”

~ Ung on being grated

It is a well-known fact that fish grate Ung. Of this grating, it is said that Ung is very grateful. When asked, however, he has little more to say than "goat". Perhaps he simply finds the mere thought of fish grating him to gratifying that he just doesn't care what to say.

Which fish is responsible for the grating remains unknown; we tried to interview some salmon, but it said no more than "GLUB! GLUB! GLUB!"* before promptly being eaten by the moose.

*Not to be confused with "GLOB! GLOB! GLOB!"

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