Forum:Happy Independence Day

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So yes, fellow Americans, it is Independence Day. Not the "Fourth of July". Seriously, do you say "Merry December 25th" on Christmas? Didn't think so. On this day a large number of years ago, America's founding fathers wrote a document that held no weight whatsoever and did not make us independent. Seriously, this should NOT be Independence Day. We should celebrate it on September 3rd the day that the Treaty of Paris of 1783 which ACTUALLY gave us independence was signed. If not that, we should celebrate it on January 14th, the day it was ratified. Sorry to ruin this cheery post with that micro-rant but someone needed to say it.

Also, to the English, BOOM SUCKAZ!!! --T3 20:35, 4 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

On a more important note, it's my birthday tomorrow.--Ben ^Blade 20:48, 4 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Something about the USA being built on a foundation of gay? I dunno, what T3 said just washed over me. So who's up for invading Ben's house tommorow? Seppy's already got dibs on jumping out of the cake naked. Testostereich • (ballsack) 21:33, 4 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

Nay

Fourth Schmourth, It's all about the second, when the document was actually written. —rms talk 23:06, 4 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

That's all well and good but...

We're forgetting the fact it's Ben's birthday. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 18:41, 5 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)

We could always replace the main page liek I did for mine, but as experience has shown there's only so many penises this site can take. Pun intended. 92.30.70.86 18:43, 5 Jumbly 2010 (UTC)