Forum:Hyenas?
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Has anybody else noticed the recent surge in hyena-based articles? I think I might have done that. Sorry. 07:19, 9 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
- No, I haven't; I guess I haven't been on here enough. It's probably fine though. ❦ Flyingcat (meow?) 14:33, 9 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
- Egads! It most certainly is not fine! Hyena-based ideologies are popping up all over the world, and mad scientists working for the Bilderberg Group at a secret base somewhere in Antarctica are developing the technology to resurrect Hyenadon gigas (230 kilograms of super-hyena), last seen 33.9 million to 23 million years before the present. I worry that during fugue states, my small efforts are furthering the agenda of reptilian Illuminati agents working at the Pentagon. 17:37, 9 Novelniver 2013 (UTC)
King Arthur had one for tables - how do you think he was able to afford the expedition for the Holy Grail, not to mention the copy of the Book of Armaments?!