Freedom grenade

This is AMERICA.

We love our freedoms! And if people don't have their freedoms like America.... well then they MUST BE COMMUNIST!

Here in America, we can't stand communism. Or Nazis. Or Communist Nazis. Or atheists. They're 100% pure, full on evil. All we can say is God bless America!

To save some people from the tyranny of communism, Nazis, and atheism, we use our 100% American-made, freedom-loving, patriotic, Republican

FREEDOM GRENADE!

Just one drop on some lame, third world, Communist Nazi country, and BAM! You've got freedom! And America! And English!

See also

• america