GAAAH!
“GAAAH! ”
GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I'm A Leg End”
“I Am Legend”
“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!”
Gahhhh etc, is a word.
The New World GAAAH![edit | edit source]
The New World GAAAH! was introduced at Bildeburg during Hillbilly Days in 1967. The Beatles were in town, so lizards were in short temper. Local law enforcement took to sedating old ladies with coke and aspirins. The fleshy jowls of the ruddy-faced, shiny pated copper bastards jiggled like the flews of a Great Dane.
One time I confused Othello with that Danish king, and my instructor said, "you silly wanking bastard! There are no blacks in Denmark!"
I felt like a right sot, sucking the Scotch out of the napkins as I was. Several nuns were watching me from the curb, horrified. Most of the blood on me wasn't mine, but that didn't make much of a difference to them.
Gawkers showed up in short order, taking up posts at strategic points along the 5 way intersection. Three of the streetlights were busted as usual. A little group drifted together in front of the apothecary. Somebody lit a joint. I walked over and said, "gimme some of that."
A little dude in a Maytag uniform handed me the spliff in grandiloquent fashion, doing an approximation of "the robot". As I took a deep drag, fairies began to fly out of the ears of the gathered unit of stoners and gathered about my chest level, spinning lazy circles and waving little pitchforks threateningly at my face.
I was having none of it. I took out a large can of WD40 all purpose lubricant, slipped the red extension wand on it, flicked my bic and sprayed a fae conflagration over the heads of the gathered. As one, they fell to their knees and sang my praises with phrases like, "I know he was a god" and, "look at that freaky dude! He'll give you rabies!"
In fact, it's my skunk neighbor who would be more likely to give you rabies. Suddenly, they caught up to me. I had to get out of th