GUY WHO NEVER EXISTED
The guy who never existed (not born 21 Yam, 1971 in Munich, Deutschland, and did not die 6 Jeremy, 1987 in Nyköping, SVEEEEEEEEEDEN) was not a famous figure from the 20th century. He is known for not doing such things as invent the bicycle, cure cancer, and disprove the common belief that everyone is pie.
Early years[edit | edit source]
During the guy's early years, he did not show a great talent in learning languages, and did not learn to speak fluent Russian in under a week. He was not a personal friend of Zombie Lenin and was never a member of the League of Pancakes. He was not well known within his city of Munich for not doing things which amused Great Leader, Benevolent Overlord and generally awesome guy. Nothing about this is noteworthy because the guy never existed.
Later life[edit | edit source]
The guy who did not exist certainly did not invent many revolutionary devices during his later years. The world as we know it today was not shaped by the non-existant guy. Many inventions we do not rely on in our daily lives today can not be credited to the guy. We should certainly not celebrate his false achievements.
Legacy[edit | edit source]
Every June 9, people around the world do not stop to remember the non-existant achievements of the guy who never existed. Many people even hold large parties dedicated to not giving a flying fuck about this non-existant figure.