I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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“I can't believe it's not butter, I can't believe it's not butter.

I can't believe it's not butter, I can't believe it's not butter,

We all live in a tub of margarine, tub of margarine, tub of margarine”

“Tastes like semen”

~ "..."

Oh yeah!? Well get used to it!

“So it really isn't butter?”

“Are you sure?”

“Can't be butter. JUST CAN'T BE BUTTER!”

Personally I can't believe the stupidity of I Can't Believe It's Not Bitter. Bitter sucks.

See also[edit]

Condiments
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ButterCatsupI Can't Believe It's Not ButterKetchupMarmaladeSaltWeaksauce

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