Gay space communism
“I need to go to the one place where capitalism has not put there grimey hands, SPACE!”
“A hand washed Turkey. There's turkey for all. A hand washed Turkey. This turkey's having a ball. Yeah...”
The Americans made space gay so the Space Soviets cannot reproduce. They did this by dropping lots of Aphrodisiac canisters onto the Soviet space base. Making something known as Gay Space Communism by accident.
The gay Space Soviets, who are also commies, were also at war with the Swedish Al-Qaeda. The first battle between the Swedish Al-Qaeda and the Gay Space Communist took place in march 2022, over the Falkland Islands. Both sides fought with the newest, brand new technology. Hundreds Died. They decided to make a temporary peace agreement that will last till 2030.
The Gay Space Soviet Commies do not need to eat. They soak up the sunlight and there body undergoes photosynthesis. They drink the ice on the polar areas of mars.
They vote on a different president every 6 years, with only one legal term per leader.
List of the leaders of the Gay Space Soviets[edit | edit source]
- 1968–1974: Anatoly Karpovs Clone
- 1974–1980: Komun e. isem
- 1980–1986: A sentient palm tree that ended up on the moon for some reason
- 1986–1992: Me (The Piker Worm)
- 1992–1998: Vladimir Putin
- 1998–2004: Allah
- 2004–2010: Yasama Konoto (A spy for the Swedish Al-Qaeda)
- 2010–2014: Chuck E. Cheese
- 2014–2018: The Worm
- 2018–2022: Tonald Drump
- 2022–2028: Boe Jiden
Technology[edit | edit source]
They have everything 60's America had, but in space. Its very similar to some L. Ron Hubbard books.