Goose

_{I must ask, Esmerelda, where is that young lady who yearned so earnestly to ride the rollercoaster in excess of a good twenty times? Oh, that's right - I believe she eloped to the woods with her inept new fiancé. Such a shame, really... she was so honest.}

Goose? Well... duuuhh... duuh duuuh duuuh duuuuuuuhhhh.... Offensive known as the gravityoosemoose. The object is hard and sometimes a bit of angry. Some have issues, really serious problems!

Fun facts about geese

• Little known fact: Geese are actually a fundamental ingredient of gooseberry pie.
• Little known fact: Gooseberry pie was one of the inspirations behind Melanie Amaro's single Don't Fail Me Now:

I've walked the longest rooooad

So DOOOON'T FAIL ME NOW BELLY BOY

• Blatantly obvious fact: You just got served.
• Little known fact: My goose sometimes likes to wear a baseball cap and think he's better than everyone at absolutely everything, but then the other geese don't like him because he's a narcissist.
• Little known fact: Geese are more often than not involved in extreme sports, wingnuttery and/or rickrolling.
• Minor threat: Rodent rage is on the rise.

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Ew ew ew, I don't want that anywhere near my house.

It turns out that gooseberry was actually the chosen super special secret mystery pie ingredient for this year's pie-eating competition. Why do eating competitions even exist? Not like that matters - this is my time to shine, shine, shine the shine. Having said that, I don't even like gooseberries and actually find them kinda gross. Which is why I only managed to eat 3.14159265 pies, in comparison to my good friend here who was still eating after I'd completely lost it.

I can't believe I was so arrogant and-

You don't believe? Shun the nonbeliever!

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