Narcissism

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OMG I am so beautiful that I might die for myself!!!

Really I am soooo beautiful, can't you see that?

So beautiful I am that I am going to die of hunger, because I can't help looking into the mirror, and I don't feel hungry when I look into the mirror, and find myself beautiful as ever.

So beautiful I am... I am perfect. I must be the God of universe. I am beautiful and perfect that I will live forever in the mirror, I'm sure.

I am soooo beautiful that I can live without food, but can't live without looking at myself in the mirror. You think I'm insane? Definitely not, and YOU ARE because you doubted my perfectness.

I AM PERFECT. I AM BEAUTIFUL.
I AM THE TRUTH. I AM THE NONSENSE.
I AM THE PERFECT ILLOGICOPEDIA.