Great Frog revolt of sometime last year
The Great Frog revolt of sometime last year was an attempt by a group of our most tasty frogs to not only resist being eaten, but to free all the frogs in France, forcing us to eat snails instead.
Battle plants[edit | edit source]
The frog battle plants were simple. They were small shrubbery with squirt-guns attached to their tiny flowers. Unfortunately, these plants would travel forward in time and find out that I am saying they have small flowers, and since flowers are basically plant genitalia they immediately ambushed my house which is why my house is now not damaged at all and my dog can't go into the basement anymore.
Our battle force was a strong and devoted pack of snails who did not realize they were going to be eaten no matter what would happen during the battle.
Results[edit | edit source]
The snails rushed in and chewed the plant's leafs off. The squirt guns were useless and actually gave the snails a speed boost, upgrading their speed from very slow to slow. The frog revolt was defeated.
The snails were then eaten as a reward for winning the battle.
Rant[edit | edit source]
I swear, if we keep electing these evil capitalist dogs, then soon the average Frenchman might have to work 20 hour weekdays! They will turn us into slaves!!