Hagfish are eating my legs

What?
	This article definitely means something, but only the aliens know what.

Hag fish are eating my legs, look at the sky. Now look down. Then follow a trail to :The Moon: The sky has turned catfish now. Hagfish is the random line of Poverty between Universe and Diverse. Follow the line. Eat the cat that came from the fish. America has now turned purple. That is a good sign, according to Wikipedia. Humanity sees the Sun and turned it Red. Another good sign. The hagfish are now Yellow China. Look above you and follow Wealthiness, the sun is dark and the spiders have one too many Klondike bars. Googolplexianth saw the new ground and yelled. Wait for more instructions while my dog eats the cat jumping on the keyboard, aka, The Cat. The paper has killed Flies while dancing on the windowsill. The fish have seen the light and fallen down to you. Cya in Another Dimension. The light has followed you and I have nothing to do with you being illogicallized or politicized. The sun has now seen near to the Alternate universe in another dimension.