Hammer shaped like Germany
The hammer shaped like Germany, also known as the Germany hammer, is a hammer. Despite the name, the hammer itself is not shaped like Germany. However, the blunt end used for hitting things is, in fact, shaped like Germany. Not only is it shaped like Germany, it's also as big as Germany.
Germany[edit | edit source]
Germany is a country in Europe. German people live there, and they speak German. They invented pretzels and genocide.
Hammer[edit | edit source]
A hammer is a tool primarily used to cut ham. However, the blunt end can be used to hit things, such as Germany.
Hammer shaped like Germany[edit | edit source]
The hammer shaped like Germany is intended to be used to eliminate Germany. It is deployed from orbit by an orbital hammer shaped like Germany deployment device (OHSLGDD). Because of its geosynchronous orbit over Germany, the orbital deployment device is capable of deploying the hammer shaped like Germany to eliminate Germany at any time.
German opinions on hammer shaped like Germany[edit | edit source]
Most German people do not know the hammer shaped like Germany exists. This is not surprising, because the hammer is as large as Germany, and should therefore be plainly visible in the sky on a clear night. Germans cannot look upwards.
However, Germans who are aware of the existence of the hammer shaped like Germany generally agree that it's a pretty bad idea.
ISO[edit | edit source]
ISO did use the German hammer for some time, after Jesus confiscated his hammer because he killed Saint Ronnie Reagan. Germany decided to give a sort of an "apology" because a funny moustache man stole his book. ISO decided that he would smash.