Horazon
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- Were you looking for The Wastropalis? If so, you may commit suicide after the beep. BEEEP!
“Neunundneunzig Luftballoons an ihrem Weg zu Horazon”
Horazon was a great mage before Ormus, who was a better mage, made him live like a rat in a sinking vessel. Horazon was then forced to eat his own hand, which would magically regrow for each new meal before being eaten again by the rat in the sinking vessel. The rat was a mage; didn't you know? As he sat aboard the sinking ship, he cried out, "Jesus, son of Moses, spare me your whiskey!"
Thereafter, only the whale knew the secret name of Great Cthulhu.