HowTo talk:Write an article for illogicopedia whilst under the influence of alcohol

This is in direct word thingy... I mean, because that thing in the ?times... isn't? Not I making any sense, am I? ~ 23:05, 3 Serpeniver 2011

I did what? --Frosty 03:05, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Uh... you wrote words. *shifty eyes* ~ 03:41, 4 Serpeniver 2011

Relax. Nobody reads the ?times, except the people who write it. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia 10:13, 4 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

People write it? I thought we bred intelligent eggplants for that. ~ 16:54, 4 Serpeniver 2011

FISH STICKS --Frosty 05:10, 5 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Here's one now. ~ 05:18, 5 Serpeniver 2011

I'm an eggplant or I'm intelligent? --Frosty 07:29, 5 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Maybe. ~ 19:58, 5 Serpeniver 2011