Catsup
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Infinitely superior to the catsup rip-off "ketchup", catsup is a red sauce composed primarily of cats and those who know how to use them. Those who don't know how to use cats have been fired and arrested and are currently awaiting trial.
Catsup is so holy that one is only allowed to eat it with a Spork. The only foods that are allowed to be dipped in catsup are as folloed:
- Holy cow meat
- God nuggets
- Crispy deep-fried God
- Computer God chips
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Butter • Catsup • I Can't Believe It's Not Butter • Ketchup • Marmalade • Salt • Weaksauce |
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