“We just want to be eaten”
Look down at the bottom of the hill there. See it? It's two donkeys making babies. Entertaining isn't it? Oh, well, er, back to the point. The other day I found salt. And then I put it on my sandwich. Salt is a thing, similar to other stuff, like things that are similar to salt.
My grandmother had salt once, and then she died. Look out. The Salt is watching you. They always say, "We just want to be eaten", But you can never trust them. They pounce on you when you're not looking.
Sprinkle me on your chiiipppsss...
No seriously. Do it.