IllogiBooks:How to make English broken like foreigners

This article was not written by Japanese people. They'd have written an articre in Engrish.   I saw a Japanese guy saying, "Soorii, wii donto speeku Ingrishu."

So you want to speak Engrish or any other broken English? Here's a tip.

pronounce "l" and "r" in a same manner

ex. I can speak Engrish werr. Rearry, I can.

add or remove articles, and unnecessary plural forms

ex 1. A it's a me, a Mario!

ex 2. Hi, I saw cat and dog at a stations.

add unecessary "be"s

ex. All your base are belong to us.

speaking like Jar Jar Binks

ex. Mee-sa soo good to seeing u-sa!

now, try to understand what I'm trying to say :p

A mee-sa was rearn to speak a Japanese when a mee-sa was berong to a high schoors. A mee-sa is can speak a Japanese so good, a mee-sa now at a Kyoto is praying with a Geishas. A mee-sa soo a pray boy. A mee-sa also is have the warkman. A mee-sa is rove a Japan so much that a mee-sa is speak now an Engrish!

See also

• Engrish
• Broken English
• Jar Jar Binks