IllogiBooks:How to make English broken like foreigners
They'd have written an articre in Engrish.
I saw a Japanese guy saying, "Soorii, wii donto speeku Ingrishu."
pronounce "l" and "r" in a same manner
- ex. I can speak Engrish werr. Rearry, I can.
add or remove articles, and unnecessary plural forms
- ex 1. A it's a me, a Mario!
- ex 2. Hi, I saw cat and dog at a stations.
add unecessary "be"s
speaking like Jar Jar Binks
- ex. Mee-sa soo good to seeing u-sa!
now, try to understand what I'm trying to say :p
A mee-sa was rearn to speak a Japanese when a mee-sa was berong to a high schoors. A mee-sa is can speak a Japanese so good, a mee-sa now at a Kyoto is praying with a Geishas. A mee-sa soo a pray boy. A mee-sa also is have the warkman. A mee-sa is rove a Japan so much that a mee-sa is speak now an Engrish!