IllogiGames:Conspiracy/Start
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So, here I am. Another moment wasted, considering my present state. I've arrived home after a long haul on reporting about Subbuteo's war and crime. Great place, that country. And guess what? Myra and Dec have MORE work for me to do! MORE! DO! So they give me a set of lockpicks and a loaded handgun and tell me to be on my merry way, and for what? To find out about THE conspiracy!
>_< (I wear my 'angry Southpark face') Damnit, THE CON-SPY-REEL torment.
Damnit, I never get a break.
Suddenly, a voice.
"You up yet?" asks Myra. "I know you've got work to do, but I need my brain medication found, and fast. You got that handgun and those lockpicks and your bananas... aw, darn, you younguns are just SO posh! C'mon now, do the hay-hay!"
You deduce, using your action hero senses, that Myra has gone bonkers. You can only assume she was shanghaied on her way to work. Looks like you've gotta find her medication for her. Now would be a good time to ask the more credible people in the area.
You are sitting in the studio. The lights flicker on and off as David tinkers with the power. You watch as Metalflower berates him from stealing his job; Myra is doing the hay-hay, which is NOT a good thing; Francis E. Dec is supervising. Oh, and there's Testicles, the tea boy. He comes and brings you a quick cup of tea. "Anything else you need?"
You carry a loaded handgun, your kick, your suplex, your wits, a scalding hot cup of tea, and two lockpicks.