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“Agh! We got freaking snakes on a freaking plane!”
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“Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger... AGH IT’S A SNAKE ON A PLANE! IT’S A FREAKING SNAKE ON A FREAKING PLANE!”
I guess this is just one more reason to not fly commercial airplanes. (Of course, it’s not like we needed another reason, with their huge costs, and searching everybody in rather weird ways.) But recently, on a Boeing 747-400, a bunch of venomous snakes were found attacking the passengers. Mr. Samuel L. Jackson, the witness, says:
He said a lot of other things too, but that was the most memorable.
The plane was successfully de-snaked. Moral of the story: Always check your plane for snakes before take-off.
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