IllogiNews:UK town ramps up for tourism
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BACON SMELL, Oklahoma, Wales -- The local tourism board has adopted the slogan, "I'd like you better if you smelled like bacon" in a push to draw income from a number of sources. Popular destinations include the Issac Newton Museum of Gravity and castle ruins rumored to be the birthplace of Lancelot. University of Manifold surreal logic laboratories and the Bacon District have also been repaired and revamped.