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Recent advances in in fight science have made it possible to go back in time, kick a dinosaurs ass and bring the carcass back for mounting.

BICUSPID, Sasketchupwan

Partisan mobs ruled the streets of this quaint, redolent burg of Canada today as babies were held up in queue for hours. Prattling motor car engines wound themselves down for the day and embattled octoroons parlay distrust into dispassion. The Holiday season in this normally quiet niblet has been disrupted by the surly baby situation, as well as electromagnetic disruptions from possible aliens from outer space.

National Guardsmen in Kansas, Florida and adjacent Falhooven have been activated and await further instructions from the New World Order. Samples of chenille have been distributed throughout New England in advance of the pig smellies. A Congressional act will insure the proper amounts of lubricant.