This is not a Sock Munkie.
|Genus||Gorton's fish sticks|
|Weight||0.3 - 0.8 kg. (avg)|
|Length||0.5 - 1.7 meters|
Sock Monkeys, or Sock Munkies as they like to call themselves, are closely related to the Sock-People but there are several differences between them. Sock Munkies are the more primitive of the two and unlike their cousins, Sock Munkies are all children of Dan Quayle whom they worship.
Jane Goodall once reported seeing “vicious Sock Monkeys beating a researcher to death before stealing his socks and letting out a fierce battle cry.” Jane Goodall died shortly after writing these words presumably murdered by a Sock Munkie due to the very simple fact that her socks were never found.