Illogicopedia:Alternative Policy
- To be confused with Illogicopedia:Policy
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This page documents what purports to be actual policy wot you haffot follow, as applied by the Great Arses. Ignore at your own risk, but be aware that, according to this jam sandwich I am eating just now, the Werewolves are open to bribery, |
This policy page exists to confuse and annoy you into leaving the wiki forever. If you are still reading by paragraph three, it hasn't done its job correctly.
There are hundreds of rules, the main one being that anybody can change anything at any time. This constant rewriting of the laws makes this page an utterly redundant waste of space and time that could have been spent making whipped cream sandwiches. You may follow these guidelines if you so wish, but be aware that it would simply be akin to driving at 34MPH on a road with a speed limit of 30 in the middle of the night on a country lane where there are no other cars, police or speed cameras. In other words, nobody will bother.
What is Illogicopedia?[edit | edit source]
Illogicopedia is an experiment in vandalism that anyone can contribute to as long as they have express written permission from the BBC, CNN or a local television broadcasting station.
Fundamental rules[edit | edit source]
- Don't stare at the sun
- Don't jump in front of oncoming traffic
- Don't run naked down the high street
- Don't kill yourself
- Don't do any of the above
We want amusing content[edit | edit source]
Illogicopedia is meant to be funny? Funny how? Does it amuse you? NO!
Illogicopedia is serious. Dead. Freaking. Serious. So watch out. Everything that lives, breaths and squats in the mud wants to kill you and shit you out for breakfast.
We don't want total crap[edit | edit source]
Of course, the definition of total crap is left up to the individual contributor and can vary from culture to culture, country to country, ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie. The preceding sentence is an example of total crap, but only in parts of Outer Bangolia and Slough.
We can ban ppl[edit | edit source]
In this case, 'we' is the collective conscience of what Wikia might term the Illogicopedia community. Just like real life communities, there are Community Support Officers that make sure you aren't out on the streets when you're supposed to be in school, at work or otherwise punching a chimpanzee in the gut because it stole your last Rolo. Be careful, for Illogicopedia Community Support consists of numerous armed cryptids known as Illogicops and social recluses. Carry mace at all times.