Illogicop

When not on duty, Illogicops enjoy the odd joyride.

“Dis is da sound of da police! WOOP WOOP!”
~ MC Haymer

“Please police me. I mean her. ”
~ Paul McCartney on his divorce from Heather Mills

The Illogicops are the mysterious force that police the Illogicopedia. Contrary to popular belief, they mainly consist of people such as 'Dave' or 'Al' who may or may not have a doughnut addiction. We have been instructed by our lawyers to qualify that statement or we will be in trouble. Thankfully for this article's author, this article's author is Arthur. Plus, the Illogicops are a pigment of your colourful imagination.

See also[edit | edit source]

v • d • e

Lawn Order

	Enforcement	The fuzz \| Health Police \| Fun Police \| Illogicops \| The King \| LAPDOG \| Law \| Miranda rights \| PC Plod \| RoboCop \| The Police \| Police officer \| The VFF Police \| Polygraphs (Test) \| Lawyers
	Legislation	Ah Mate Clause \| Constitution of the United States \| Copyright (infringement) \| Gun control \| Phthing \| Reverse Logic Act \| Title IX
	Crimes	Article fixing \| Biscuit Technique \| Cons \| Crime \| Drug abuse \| Frankenstein Slavery \| Fraud \| Malpheasants \| Money Laundering \| Mouseketeering \| Muggery \| Murder \| New Monaco \| Punctuation abuse \| Rape \| Rape and sodomy \| Racism \| Sexism \| Shoplifting \| Slander \| Snoop Dogging \| Stargazing fraud \| Theft \| Vandalism \| Jaywalking (and other offenses punishable by death)
	Criminals	Dishwashers \| Gangsters \| Gangster Slaves \| Killer Whales \| Pirates \| Racists \| Space pirates \| Vandals \| Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
	Civil Law	Wrongful Monkey Suit
	Sentencing	Confession \| Court \| Criminal record \| Death \| Gaol \| Penal Labour \| Precinct \| Prison \| Stellar evolution track by age of criminal responsibility \| Torture

Illogicop

See also[edit | edit source]

Navigation menu

Search