Illogicopedia talk:Business/Lenin's House of Grocery

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2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:09, 30 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

Well; my cat won't like that for two reasons: (1) It's a shallow imitation and (2) If the government-owned shops like this sell fizzy pop, and people buy it a lot, they'll become obese and unable to work. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:12, 30 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)
Then sell it in extremely limited quantities and sell them for ridiculous prices! Easy capitalism! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:13, 30 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)
CAPITALISM?!?!?!?!?!?!! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE IT?! - KJ24 Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:14, 30 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)
COMMUNISM?!?!?!?!?!?!! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE IT?! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 00:16, 30 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)
This shop is communist though, and (according to Samuel) state-owned. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 00:44, 30 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

This shows 2 things: (1) My cat doesn't understand economics, despite having read 1984 when I don't even understand the first page, (2) My cat is also rather silly, and (2.5) There are more than 2 reasons. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:21, 20 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

I personally prefer Fahrenheit 451 over 1984 - wait, did you just - I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! YOU'RE ONE CLEVER OBSERVATIONIST! That is, if you actually read 1984. If not, then you probably don't have the slightest idea about what I'm talking about. That's okay, i'll explain what I mean.
The illogical equation 2+2=5 originally came from 1984. The equation is one of the ways the government makes it's people subservient to their regime. The more you know! 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 04:36, 22 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
ATT 20115.jpg Christmas: getting more OTT year by year since 314 AD. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 21:58, 22 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)