Illogiland 3.0
Illogiland 3.0 is an extended more interactive version of Illogiland where you can actually touch the madness in a 3D environment. Scientific scientists are now concerned this could have a direct offshoot from insanity called "Illoginanity" which would wear down the brain until it is a sticky yellow goo of pus.
Effects of Illogiland 3.0[edit | edit source]
The effects on the human mind would be devastating to the individual. Awareness of reality would decrease and general sanity levels would no longer exist. The person in question would experience life as a series of impulses caused by the newly spouted banana in the brain's crust.
Remedies[edit | edit source]
Taking a bath in a tub of hot beans usually sorts it out but a permanent solution is not known at present.
How to Enter[edit | edit source]
If, nevertheless, you desire to Enter, you can inhale 200mg of cocaine, lay down flat on the ground, chant the Opening spell, and let your brain do the rest. You should see a golden chariot come down, and try to grab onto you. Resist it. Then, and only then, you will be transported. If you don't see it, you'll need to repeat the first three steps to retry the Opening. If you still don't see it, then you still have some common sense as well as 400mg of cocaine, and, therefore, cannot enter.
How to Leave[edit | edit source]
It just kinda happens.