Let's Build a River out of Plastic Wrap
I've got a fantastic idea. You and I should get see-through plastic wrap and use it to make a river.
We could, like, drive out to the middle of a very big desert and dig a trench.
Then we could dump some plastic wrap in the trench and it would look just like a river.
The plastic wrap would be the water, of course. It shimmers like water and is see-through like I said.
Then we'd sit in comfortable chairs beside our creation.
It would be fantastic.
People would come from miles around to look at the plastic river, a modern miracle of engineering.
Perhaps we'd inspire some sort of plastic water revolution.
Swimming pools at hotels could get rid of all their water. And fill up with plastic wrap.
The oceans could ultimately be replaced with miles and miles of crinkly plastic.
AFTER ALL, water is just stupid. It comes from the natural world, and is therefore inferior to plastic which comes from big factories.
Anyway, you and I could sit in our comfortable chairs beside our plastic river, and watch thirsty people try to drink. You can't drink plastic. Then we'd laugh at them.
Maybe eventually the water in the human body will be replaced with plastic.
I've got another idea!!!
You could grow out your facial hair, then walk on the plastic and pretend to be Jesus!
And the world would worship you! And then you could make people do all sorts of silly stuff.
Then we'd give each other a high-five and everything would be okay.