List of things

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This is a list of things. Not people, like George Bush. Not places, like Illogiland. Not ideas, like a mental image of some food. THINGS.

Normal Objects[edit]

  • shovel
  • shirt
  • glow stick
  • window
  • mouse pad
  • stop sign
  • ring
  • magnet
  • plate
  • thread
  • fork
  • soap
  • pool stick
  • floor
  • cork
  • fake flowers
  • camera
  • couch
  • bottle
  • towel
  • nail clippers
  • tree
  • stockings
  • spring
  • blanket
  • seat belt
  • plastic fork
  • socks
  • eye liner
  • shampoo
  • speakers
  • conditioner
  • monitor
  • tv
  • shoes
  • mp3 player
  • chair
  • rusty nail
  • playing card
  • sticky note
  • video games
  • door
  • knife
  • newspaper
  • cell phone
  • headphones
  • wallet
  • puddle
  • photo album
  • sketch pad
  • glasses
  • twister
  • toothpaste
  • face wash
  • television
  • sponge

Living things[edit]

Animals[edit]

Plants[edit]

Grass[edit]

Trees[edit]

Vines[edit]

Blobby thingies[edit]

Bacteria[edit]

Nonliving things[edit]

Things that used to be part of something alive[edit]

Fruits[edit]

Citrus fruits[edit]

Footnotes[edit]

  1. I'm dead serious. This grass vonts to suck your blood.
  2. Because your ear is a citrus fruit.
  3. That's right, your ear is a citrus fruit. Another reason why to eat your ears.