|Deputy:||Al O Pecia|
|Term of office:||2003 – 2019|
|Preceded by:||Richard Nixon|
|Succeeded by:||The Aliens|
|Date of birth:||originally 2/3/45|
|Place of birth:||Kansas|
|Date of death:||It be coming around the mountain|
|Place of death:||America|
|Political party:||Strangled cat party|
- For other Mighty Booshes, see George Bush (ambiguation)
“Why did Osama kill his girlfriend? Because he opened up her legs and saw Bush! Hahahahahahahah-HA-hahahah. Ha. [Long pause] Bush's bum tastes of crackers”
“I R not stoopid! I R good Presingdent! I R wearing suit!”
George Owen Oliver Bush Eric Randy (usually shortened to George Wuh Bush) is the President of the United States of iMerica. He does not care about you cat that eats showercaps. He was killed by Angry Mexican Rebellion in 1957, but was subsequently revived by Dick Cheney, who had stolen a Nazi Revival Gun. This event lowered George Bush's IQ by %50, which forced Dick Cheney to execute his plans behind the scenes, using Bush as a puppet. Bush has actually revealed Dick Cheney's plan to revive the Cheesecake of Doom and the Great Lawnmower in order to re-establish Satan's rule over the universe, but no one has paid attention, and thought he was just saying nonsensical rubbish.
One day, Bob Dole accidentally called Bush 'President' when he entered the President's lounge, where he has stayed since. To this day, nobody has ever noticed. He became a shityy adsgfofpdd fuckign hdfrsufhe9rgf8vrsghvfd president god dammit he sucksbasssad=sdsad ballszz .gtgdgdfdfdf98efv8efvefvrev, As i was saying, we all fuckin hate george bush
Some say the secret to Bush's success is his calm, collected visage, and his brilliant public speaking abilities. These people are either on recreational drugs, or are George Bush. George has announced that after being thrown out of the Whitehouse
window, he plans to earn a living as a speaker. Unfortunately, the plug probably wont fit into his arsehole, and he will be forced to take up a role as a complete social outcast.
George Bush has been falsly accused of being straight, the accuser accuses Bush of having sex with his Wife multiple times to produce offspring. Bush said "I did not have relations with that woman." or was that Bill Clinton I can't remember but I truly DON'T GIVE A FLYING POTATO CHIPS INTO OUTER SPACE IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW IN EVERY WHERE.
Women who are sexually attracted to George Bush according to Banana Rebels, the enemies of the Banana Republic in the Banana Civil War
- Not even his wife
- Blind ones
- Farming axes, and scythes and hoes
- Grey maggots and jackets and jack o lanterns and jackals and cats and dogs and brains and zombies
Imitation of George attempting to say "Nuclear Weapon"
Ummmm mmummmm uummmm ummm nucular ummmmm um ermmm um errrr weapon ermmmmmm err er ummmm yeah ummm yeah...
Events at 9/11
DICK CHENEY COERCED BUSH INTO DOING 9/11 AND SLAPPED THE C4 DETONATION BUTTON WITH HIS BALLSACK. AND DONALD TRUMP WILL REIGN TO BECOME THE SUPREME BEING.
Don't see also
|The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band)|
Abraham Lincoln • Barack Obama • Bill Clinton • Blah Clinton • Franklin D. Roosevelt • George Bush • George Dubya Bush • George W Bush • George W. Bush • George Washingmachine • George Washington • John F. Kennedy • Millard Feelmore • Obama Bin Laden • Richard Nixon • Ronald Reagan • Donald Trump * Thomas Jefferson