MIND CHICKEN
Pre Logia[edit | edit source]
No amount of Yoz can account for the secret popularity of MIND CHICKEN. Yoz, indeed, cannot account for itself. An otherwise unaccounted and frothiness optic cavorts right in front our eyes, yet we do not see. There is more, but Led Zeppelin derails continuous (illusory) cogitation.
MIND CHICKEN responded to the threat by eviscerating the larger and stronger Zaironi with a Glinyui filleting knife. At 6 molecules wide, the cutting side of the battery powered implement was sufficiently sharp to easily penetrate the hard carapace of the vaguely insectoidalien who now lay prostrate and bleeding out at his feet. In his mind, MIND CHICKEN had to eliminate and not put off threats of any kind. A threat to out unsavory behavior, at least unsavory to Mars dwellers where MIND CHICKEN had lived for 17 years, could endanger MIND CHICKEN's career and cover. It's bloodstream was composed of 0.0844 percent Mars sand, and it passed for human; so a native Mars cognitive engineer.
Al Paca[edit | edit source]
Al "the sweater with matching hot pants" Paca was a crime boss, librarian, recidivist anchovy and autodidact in Pre-post-secondary-war Gravitas, Antarctica. Known for his Pesto Arresto Manifesto, in which he expounds on the irrationality of inane physics, a cult based on a branch of physics who's name is never spoken. He led the third largest criminal organization in the Southern Hemisphere, accounting for $86 trillion in 1999, his last year before retiring to the island of Malta. He now runs a legitimate operation for a niche market of malted matzo balls aficionados. In 2005-2009, he won Blue Ribbon at the prestigious Cuisine Obscurant Merde de Chauve-souris Fou (Obscure bat shit crazy food) award. Gormands of the comestible are known to saw their own knuckles off to book a reservation at any of eight restaurants where the tasty balls are said to be expertly prepared.