Mustard

Mustard is a hell-bent substance I have no idea what it is. It was created by Mao Zedong to kill little kids and make adults lose their body parts. In contemporary usage, it is rumored to be a topping on hot dogs and really yet serves no purpose then that of Natas.

Critical Consumer Response on Mustard

“AHHHHHH! I BE DYING! GOOD GRIEF!”

~ Charlie Brown

“Like a surgeon! It's cuttimg me for the very first time!”

~ "Weird Al" Yankovic

“Eh?”

~ Colonel Sanders

“The evil stuff of the 20th Century”

~ Taylor "Paine" Swift

“BOOM!”

~ James Bond

“EEEEEEEEEEEW”

~ Brooke

“MUSTAAAAAARD!”

~ Kendrick Lamar

“Bad for my crazy hair.”

~ Albert Einstein

“Col. Mustard did it with mustard in the mustard storage room”

~ Clue-do

Conclusion

MUSTARD IS SO EVIL!