Mustard is a hell-bent substance I have no idea what it is. It was created by Mao Zedong to kill little kids and make adults lose their hair. In contemporary usage, it is rumored to be a topping on hot dogs and really yet serves no purpose then that of Natas.
Critical Consumer Response on Mustard
“AHHHHHH! I BE DYING! GOOD GRIEF!”
“Like a surgeon! It's cuttimg me for the very first time!”
“The evil stuff of the 20th Century”
“Bad for my crazy hair.”
“Col. Mustard did it with mustard in the mustard storage room”
MUSTARD IS EVIL!