My blood is lying here in a puddle. Okay, so now this sentence has to be in bold AND italic font. Electricity is like a chicken with its head cut off. Also, it is of my opinion that this article is a bit serious. But that's irrelevant.
My blood is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They are fighting each other over which is the best: protons, neutrons, or electrons. Then, in came some antimatter and started exploding them. Now my blood is shedding blood.
乾酪是在您的頭腦裡. Those are diagrams of the way my blood is spilling. See? It's red and everything.