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Snot is a substance renowned throughout the world for its unique consistency. A combination of rare Swedish chocolate and pine trees, the snot molecule has for centuries eluded the descriptions of man. Many mad philosophers have attempted the reconstruction of the snot consistency, Einstein was the only one who managed to reduce it to its constitutional components. Unfortunately, he also reduced his fellow researcher colleagues to their constitutional components in the process, which resulted in the creation of Superman. RIP Vladmir Aristotle.

Constitutional Components[edit | edit source]

Snot has many constitutional components.

  • Snot has many constitutional components
  • There are many constitutional components of snot

The constitutional components of snot are as follows:

  • They were discovered by Einstein
  • Snot has constitutional components

The Constitutional Components of Snot[edit | edit source]

  • The Unique feature of snot is its exotic consistency.

Snot is a combination of Swedish chocolate and pine trees[edit | edit source]

This is an unarguable fact.

Mad Philosophers[edit | edit source]

Many of them tried to reconstruct the snot consistency.

Constitutional Components[edit | edit source]

It is conjectured that snot has constitutional components.

Uses[edit | edit source]

Einstein never discovered any uses for snot. However, it is postulated to be very useful and is therefore a protected element under the 7 Laws of Obamaism and the Nobellian Rebel Resistance.

See also[edit | edit source]