National Weather Service

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on National Weather Service.

“The National Weather Service in {{CITYNAME}} has issued a {{THREAT}} {{EVENTTYPE}}”

~ NOAA All Hazards on every weather radio[Never Heard of This]

The National Weather Service (Russian: Национальная служба погоды; Spanish: El Servicio Meteorológico Nacional; Engrish: Teh Nashonar Wethur Survize; Hellenic: Η Εθνική Μετεωρολογική Υπηρεσία; Gibberish:fdgfut gcjyhogidsku ugdfyjyftusug oisrjsgpihkjyc; EASyLINGO: BRAAAAAT. BRAAAAAT. BRAAAAAT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE;[Never Heard of This]) is an evil company, invented by Mr. Fart in 1919 when he sharted. The current president is Dauna Peel.[Never Heard of This]