National Weather Service

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“The National Weather Service in {{CITYNAME}} has issued a {{THREAT}} {{EVENTTYPE}}”
~ NOAA All Hazards on every weather radio^{[big fat lie]}

The National Weather Service (Russian: Национальная служба погоды; Spanish: El Servicio Meteorológico Nacional; Engrish: Teh Nashonar Wethur Survize; Hellenic: Η Εθνική Μετεωρολογική Υπηρεσία; Gibberish:fdgfut gcjyhogidsku ugdfyjyftusug oisrjsgpihkjyc; EASyLINGO: BRAAAAAT. BRAAAAAT. BRAAAAAT. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE;^{[big fat lie]}) is an evil company, invented by Mr. Fart in 1919 when he sharted. The current president is Dauna Peel.^{[big fat lie]}

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