Ned

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Ned. Who is he? He is the personification of all evil. His skin is lumpy and pock marked. Acrid, hot breath wafts from his mouth, where jagged, yellow teeth sit. His eyes are blood red, like he just had an overdose of weed last night. But he hasn't. He does much more worse things then that. He tortures people. He burns people. He murders them. He hides in the dark shadows, waiting to kill his victims. He is evil.

He also enjoys footy with his mates.

And he copies off the kid that sits next to him.

Me.

Damn him.