Numpad5

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Numpad5 is idylically situated in the central glade of the number pad, offering a remarkable view of the majestic Plus and Enter while still providing convenient access to Num Lock, Page Up and other popular destinations.

Recently renovated with new springs and contacts, this superb modern key's lack of any arrows or other designators make it ideally suited to the minimalist finger, while its convenient lump of plastic is sure to appeal to the visually impaired.