OH CHEESE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.
Scene: A park. It is...moose? Meese? Erm...yes. Rinsing.
Cow 1 and 2 approach flying tree. No, frying tree. They both have ants taped on their shoes. Shoes? Shoos? Meese.
Cow 1: Sauces for this sandwich, please?
Cow 2: Pardon?
Cow 1: Sauces for this sandwich, please.
Cow 2: THESE DATA!!!! THESIS!!!!! My thesis has been scientifically proven not to work.
Cow 1: THESIS!!!!! I SAY!!!!
Cow 2: I'm here-er-er-er. I don't know dough. Let's check the cookbook.
Cow 1: THESE SAUCES ARE IN THIS BOOK!!!! THESIS!!!!
Cow 2: Um...nom nom nom?
Cow 1: Look! A man! Let's sheet on it.
Cow 2: How? Thesis says.....wee be cows. These, i say!
Cow 1: Far by the bench. A sea. THESE I SAY!!!!
Cow 2: You said that already....But you said what you said. About my cookbook. I feel insulted.
Cow 1: Ah-hah. That cookbook has the sources of these data. These, i say!
Cow 2: Yes. We get it.
Cow 1: I say. This hunched man almost looks like a third chow with a bedsheet on it. Sheets, I say!
Cow 2: Yes. I am green. Let's stare at it.
THEY STARE
THEY STARE
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THEY STARE
DAY STARE
THEY STARE
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HEY A NICKEL...
THEY STARE
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THEY STARE
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AT THE NICKEL
THEY STARE
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SAUCES.
THEY STARE
THEY STARE
THESE, I SAY!!!
THEN THEY STOP SNORING.
Cow 1: I doubt it would me if we look at it.
Cow 2: Indeed. That knowledgeable tree seems to be of some database.
Cow 1: I doubt it. It, off course refers to your DRIVING GAME which you seem to be losing. It says your personality is 5/4. That, i say.
Cow 2: Hah-hah. These, i say. It seems to be rinsing. Moose? Meese.
Cow 1: Guten tag.
Chicken: I am green...cluck.
Cow 2: Hey, they ain't no Kentucky Fried Chickens in North Korea!
Chicken: This ain't north Korea.
Cow 2: My points exactly.
Chicken: Oh, i'm late for the latest episode of Friends. See-ee-ya.
cHIcKeNs gO to nOrRTH KorEAYAYAYA!
Cow 1: Tranquility, is it not?
Cow 2: Potatos, am i right?
Cow 1: The wind is peeing on me.
Cow 2: Ohh. My nipple has stitches.
Cow 1: Don't you mean scratches?
Cow 2: no, i actually do mean.
Cow 1: Uhm....candles?
Cow 2: There seems to be a burning smell from your foot.
Cow 1: Don't worry. That's just my daughter. Carry on.
Cow 2: i buy soap in Soapa-Save.
Cow 1: I can see.
Cow 2: Hey, weren't you blind?
Cow 1: That tree simply can't fall down. TREE, DON'T FALL DOWN!
TREE IGNORE
Cow 1: What did i not tell you? Mobile phones are great for long distances.
Cow 2: You....sent a text message. That's why it's sitting on the man.
Cow 1: He looks in great pain....the tree, i mean. The man is all red.
Cow 2: Must've been an argument with his wife.
Cow 1: I am rinsing in the drool.
COWS WALK AWAAAAAAAY (not to north korea though)
Insect comes.
Insect: Hear, ye. Hear, ye. Hear the sounds of these data, please.
TREE IGNORE
Tree: Ignorance is bliss.
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