OH JEEZE. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE OL' DOCTOR WAS BEHIND ALL THIS.
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Scene: A park. A park bench. Raining.
Cow 1 and Cow 2 approach. Both have antlers taped to them. They look like moose...meese? Mooses. Moose.
Pee dribbles through hole in tree.
Cow 1: Source for these data, please?
Cow 2: Pardon?
Cow 1: Source for these data, please?
Cow 2: What data?
Cow 1: These data! These, I say!
Cow 2: I hear. I don't know though.
Cow 1: Uhm. Look, a park bench. Let's sit on it.
Cow 2: How? We are cows.
Cow 1: We are, aren't we. Two of us. SOURCE OF THESE DATA, PLEASE!
Cow 2: You said that already. But you said "Source FOR these data" before.
Cow 1: This bench almost looks like a third cow.
Cow 2: Yes, I agree. Let's stare at it.
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THEY STOP STARING.
Cow 1: I wonder if it would move if we stare at it long enough.
Cow 2: I doubt it. It's raining.
Cow 1: Good point.
Chicken: I agree.
Cow 2: Hey, there aren't any chickens!
Chickens. Oh, oops.
cHkickens go AwaAYA
Cow 1: That's better.
Cow 2: The wind is picking up.
Cow 1: My nipple itches.
Cow 2: Uhm... candles.
Cow 1: Candles?
Cow 2: Soap.
Cow 1: And soap? Indeed. That tree is going to fall down.
Cow 2: Yes, I agree. I smell it.
Cow 1: It won't fall down if I tell it not to. Tree, don't fall down!
TREE IGNORE!!!
Cow 2: It falled. It didn't listen to you.
Cow 1: Yes it did! That's why it landed on the bench! It's sitting on it!
Cow 2: It crushed the bench.
Cow 1: For support. It didn't fall down, it sat down.
Cow 2: It's still raining.
Cow 1: No, it's drooling. Rain doesn't fall on dead trees.
Cow 2: It sits on them.
Cow 1: Agreed.
COWS WALK AWAAAIYYE
Insect comes.
Insect: These are the sources of these data, these are the sources of these data.
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