Monday

It's out there.

It's watching you.

It knows that when you are sleeping.

It knows when you're on the can.

He tried to warn us

But we didn't listen.

Now, he is dead and gone, and we are helpless. Helpless against...

MOOOOONNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

“You should have listened to me, you fools!”
~ Garfield on on being killed by Monday

Typical Monday dialogue[edit | edit source]

“Man, I hate Mondays.”

“Where’s my coffee?”

“Damn, I am so hungover.”

“Wtf, why is it so bright out here?!”

Monday spelled backwards is Yadnom.

Monday is the only day of the week that begins with the letter M.

Sensible Days
of Sanity:
Monday \| Bunday \| Funday \| Friday \| Tuesday \| Saturday \| Santaday \| Sunday
Thursday \| Yesterday \| Today \| Tomorrow \| Wednesday
of Insanity:
Eebleday \| Bleebleday \| Squeebleday \| Eeblesonkday \| Fatterday \| Fnurdleday
Sjinkday \| Frinkday \| Sonkday \| Shonday \| Cultday \| Isoday \| Æday