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|This article is about… yeah it's self explanatory. For the political party, see ORGASM.|
Orgasms are just like baby crocodiles.
They're all good and fun when they're young.
But then they grow up, and get teeth.
They walk on three legs in the afternoon.
Then they start to eat dwarves.
Et voilà! You find yourself pregnant with another baby crocodile.
The Female Orgasm[edit | edit source]
Female orgasms are even more dangerous than male orgasms. They are identifiable by their unique red hourglass mark on the rear-side of their G-spot, and can climax a fully grown bear in only a matter of seconds.
Stay on your toes, people. They're everywhere.
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|Anatomy||Ball | Bollocks | Boobs | Erection | Deep-fried semen | G-spot | Penis | PENISPENISPENIS | Reproduce Juice | THE VAGINA | Vagina | Penis Envy|
|Sex Acts||Bondage | Buttsecks | Flogging | Foreplay | Fornicate | Homosecks | Masturbating | Pedophilia | Phone Abstinence | Rape | Rapism | Sexting | Sexual Intercourse | Feature-Bate|
|Homosexuality||Butt pirate | Coming out | Gay | Gayboy | Homo erectus | Kinsey Scale | Lesbian | Mail prostitute | Queer duck | SpongeBob GayPants|
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