Orgasm

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  This article is about… yeah it's self explanatory. For the political party, see ORGASM.  

Orgasms are just like baby crocodiles.

They're all good and fun when they're young.

But then they grow up, and get teeth.

They walk on three legs in the afternoon.

Then they start to eat dwarves.

And then...

YAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPORN

Et voilà! You find yourself pregnant with another baby crocodile.

The Female Orgasm[edit]

Female orgasms are even more dangerous than male orgasms. They are identifiable by their unique red hourglass mark on the rear-side of their G-spot, and can climax a fully grown bear in only a matter of seconds.

Stay on your toes, people. They're everywhere.