Param's dick
Param's Dick [παραμ'ς δικκ] (alt. names: Param's Penis, Smol Boi, Microwavinator), is the smallest substance known to man in existence, surpassing even electrons and quarks.
The Origins of Param's Dick[edit | edit source]
Around 69,420 trillion years ago, a group of quarks went further subatomic than ever thought possible. Upon downgrading themselves to such a minuscule size, they reformed into the withered, extremely small substance known as Param's Dick.
Not only is this substance extremely small, but it is believed to only work under certain optimal conditions, making it extremely unstable and hard to use.
Optimal Conditions for Stability and Use[edit | edit source]
Param's Dick, being an extremely reactive and unstable substance, must be kept under especially particular conditions to be kept stable and safe for use. Current known conditions are as follows:
- Microwave contained within butthole (stimulates pleasure)
- Astronaut in the Ocean playing (heightens endorphin)
- Bunny Hops (whether on a BMX or on someone else's dick)
Constant State of Erection[edit | edit source]
The "Microwavinator" is always in what is known as a "Constant State of Erection", meaning that it is prone to combustibility, or alternatively what is known as "Blue Balls", or "Blueballs". The scientific term for this phrase is "UV". Oftentimes this state gets more serious, making it even more unstable.