Parsissaet

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Parsissaet.

The parsissaet was a council-type thing in GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
IT'S ALWAYS GREENER IN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
COME VISIT GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

AH! Sorry, where was I? Yes, yes, the parsissaet. It didn't really have much power, as the native Inuktituktituktitut people raided their fallout shelter using bombs that fall upwards in 1478, then later in 1487, then in 1748, but NOT in 1784. They apologized in 1847, and took it back 1874, because the parsissaet adopted the inferior language known as Lojban. They scheduled a formal meeting to take place in 4187, but the parsissaet collapsed in 4178. Since then, GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND has been in a state of anarchy, and its residents have been living in pineapples under the sea.