Bombs that fall upwards
If bombs fell upwards, Hitler would have destroyed the moon, space and his own planes. The clouds would be pretty pissed off as well.
The only good that could come of it is a nice fireworks display.
Thankfully they don't fall upwards. They fall sideways. But they would fall upwards if a=-F/m.
History of Bombs that fall upwards[edit | edit source]
Bombs that fall upwards were first hypothesized in 1644 by Paracelsus.
However, it was not until 1988 that Sigmund Freud became the first person to attempt to create a working model. He could not complete it because he died of eating KFC on Jupiter.
In 2023, Simon Beefuck began creating a new prototype for a working falling-upwards bomb. Who knows what new developments will arise from that...
Applications for bombs that fall upwards[edit | edit source]
There are none. Apple wouldn't want the controversy.
See Also[edit | edit source]
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